I'm Fran Hoepfner. I am a writer and sometimes stand-up comedian like everyone else who has their own website. To answer the obvious: yes, I am growing out my hair.
I worked for The Onion for four years in various positions, both creative and operational, leaving the company as an associate video director for Onion Video having worked on a handful of video series as well as the hit podcast, A Very Fatal Murder. I am now pursuing a MFA in Fiction at Rutgers University in Newark. I was born and raised in Chicago, and I currently live in Jersey City.